Exercising No Restraint

This headline from a week ago inspired a round of limerick-writing on the WELL:

World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos

This was my contribution:

An athlete whose skills were prodigious
Lifted weights with her pubococcygeus.
When she went on a date,
Sex started out great
But it usually wound up litigious.

It’s hard to resist a legitimate opportunity to rhyme pubococcygeus. I’m not likely to have another.

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