Headline and Lead Paragraph of the Day

From the Northwest Florida Daily News:

Molested goat case stymied by contaminated DNA sample

A semen sample obtained with a rape kit from a dead goat found in Mossy Head will not lead to an arrest at this time.

Oh my. One headine, one sentence, already way too much information.

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