A rakish violist named Vinocour
Once went for a spin in a spinnaker.
He sailed to Tahiti
In search of a sweetie
With whom he could make lots of sin occur.
That powerful trumpeter Inouye
Once put a whole bottle of gin away,
Took a man into bed
And then tried to give head —
But he just about blew the guy’s skin away.
© David Scott Marley